“Awaken your inner radiance and channel the essence of the legendary Buddha with our Enlightened Buddha Bliss 60 gram Chocolate bar. Crafted with Cacao and sweetened with organic cane sugar, infused with the wisdom of lions mane and the aromatic allure of vanilla powder, all intertwined with 4.5 grams of potent sacred fungi. Specially formulated to elevate cognitive function while embarking on a profound voyage of self-discovery. Embrace the journey to enlightenment with every indulgent bite.”